Does the Pope Manscape?

So there's a visual, the Pope manscaping.  Maybe he has his junk shaved in the shape of a "V" for Vatican.  Maybe it's a cross, shaved in such a way to make it look like his dick is Christ hanging there from the cross. Oh oh, and he plays Easter every morning when he wakes up with morning wood.  He declares that Christ has risen.  Hallelujah.  Maybe he prefers to go grande nudo, as clean as a pre-pubescent choir boy.

Oppps!  Did I go too far?