Phone Aggrevation

I do just about all my work on the phone as far as selling and working with clients.  I got fixated on hand sets the other day.  Trying to work out the perspective and look.  It's like trying to draw a car to me.  I just don't find it easy.

What got me stuck is someone asked me to work on a Saturday and it was all I could do not to scream at them, "Hell NO!  It's football season."  So I wanted to draw this quick sketch but it turned into a full page effort to perfect the handset.

Worms - Remember Disecting Them In High School

More worm gags.  Now your entire 10th grade rant about when the hell are you ever going to use the stuff you had to memorize and learn in biology when you were dissecting those giant earth worms has been all blown to hell.  Cause today, yes, you will need to know some worm anatomy to get the gag.

All You Need To Do Is Follow The Worms

Well I promote myself as being just a little bit quirky.  Here's some more evidence of that personality flaw.  Sometimes I get an idea and I just keep spinning things off of it. (kind of like an ear worm?) Evidently the "Early Bird Gets The Worm" is one of those ideas.  Yesterday I drew more worms than I've ever drawn.  I don't know if I'm done but here is one page from my doodle pad with a few puns or twist on the "early bird gets the worm" phrase.

"All you need to do is follow the worms.", Pink Floyd, Waiting For The Worms

The Early Bird REALLY Gets The Worm. Whoa, Dude That's Deep!

"The early bird gets the worm".  Now what does that really mean?  I'm not so sure it really means the bird actually "gets" as in catches the worm.  I really think it is deeper, as in the bird understands the worm.  He really gets him.  The early bird and worm are on the same plain of thought.  They are hip to one another.  The worm is a really deep, organic being.   Truely in touch with nature.  The bird has the unigue perspective of the big pictures, a bird's eye view of the world.  Together they understand how everything fits together.   It is this small and big picture views that make their relationship whole.

Milestone Acknowledged 10,000 Views

I passed the 10,000 blog views over the weekend.  

Hooray for me!!!  See how excited I am?  

Thanks to all who have visited, who keep coming back and I'm looking forward to sharing more with you.

It took 3 years and over 225 post.  

I have faith the next 10,000 will come quicker. (at least by a day)

Why Won't My Kids Run Away?

 As a mom I'm often frazzled to the point I wish my kids would run away.  Since that never seems to occur then the only solution I'm left with is running away myself.  Now I could pack my bags, drain what little I have in the bank account and disappear. I've seen enough spy and international crime movies to be able to figure out how to vanish. Yet leaving the house never seems the best option, so I have a daily back up plan.  Pull out a corkscrew and uncork a bottle of wine.  A couple of glasses in and I've completely left my mind.  I'm sure the kids just think I'm bitch some days.  Well I hate them too!