Here is what I will do. I've been doing cards for Xmas and other holidays for years. I'll just post those until I've completed this years contribution to holiday debauchery.
This is where it all started. 1990. It was just a doodle on my scratch pad, I colored it with markers and had it copied at Kinko's. I think some misinterpreted it as Santa wiping his ass with the toy list, but I meant it to be he just decided to take a dump at one of the houses, reviewed his list and was caught by this boy.